Wednesday, June 9, 2010

ORANGUS from Bern + Microwave tortellini

While Matteo was chilling out in Stockholm, hanging out with local girls and managing to cook tortellini with a kettle and a microwave oven (no stove available), and Stefano was in London finalizing the logistics for the Donington expedition, Orangus was supposed to follow the Bern show as special correspondent for AC/DC Abruzzo.
Yesterday we received these messages.

Messages from Orangus
June 8, 2010 11.59am

Yesterday a pipe in the bathroom broke up and there's water everywhere. I'm still waiting for the plumbers. Sorry, I don't think I will be able to go to Bern tonight...

June 8, 2010 9.05 pm
Just bought a standing ticket from a scalper for 200 francs. And the concert hasn't even started yet! Yeah! :)


How to cook fresh Tortellini without a stove
by AC/DC Abruzzo's President

1- Get rid of the picky Secretary General who would never allow this shameful unethical cooking practice
2-Buy Giovanni Rana tortellini (4 min) and Barilla Ricotta sauce.
3-Find 2 girls and tell them they will taste the best pasta of their life
4-Boil the water with the kettle
5-Put the tortellini in a baking tin together with the boiling water
6-Cook for 2 minutes in the microwave oven
7-Mix the sauce with the tortellini and warm up for 2 minutes
8-Have the girls taste the tortellini (they will love the tortellini and be totally surprised by your cooking skills)
9-Eat and go out with the girls


While waiting for Orangus to send us the full report from Bern we'll publish an exclusive interview with a very special guest tonight. Stay tuned!

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